Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Downey's "Classics" Presents: The Latest 7

Apparently, the best way for a writer to make a name for himself today is to do various writing jobs that doubles as an advertisement for his blog until he is ready to write a novel, which pays more than a job writing for a magazine. Sure, the writer could just skip a step and write the novel right away, but that shit is difficult, and without something resembling a cultivated audience, it would arrive in bookstores to general apathy. And that's even if it makes it into stores.

So, the writer of this now frequently updated blog is trying to stay in the swing of blogging. This requires putting up a post a day. Rather than write something off the top of his head, though, he is burning "back catalogue", or material he wrote for classes that would get underappreciated, because he is tired on this day. Below is how I spent an entire year of my life. Enjoy.


"The Latest 7"
by John Downey

I don't get that wet in the shower.
Four miles, rain in yo face,
And likely have to do it all over again.
THE JOYS OF GOING TO A COMMUNITY COLLEGE.

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